Thursday, December 2, 2010

Cosmic Truth of the Day

There’s a very simple reason why the Republicans will not vote to extend jobless benefits for the unemployed: they don’t care about them. They believe that the people who are collecting jobless benefits are lazy and, more importantly, wouldn’t vote for Republicans anyway, so what does it matter?

Besides, they have a plan to get those people to vote for the GOP: all they have to do is promise tax cuts and scream about baby killers, the war on Christmas, and gay marriage, and they’re sure they’ll fall in line.