Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Someone Has Issues…

Via Steve M, if you thought that the enhanced screening at the airports was just a way for the TSA to annoy you and for the Big Government to remind you of who’s in charge, there’s actually a much more sinister reason behind all that junk-touching:

A conservative Loudoun County lawmaker says controversial airport pat-downs by the Transportation Security Administration are part of a “wide-scale homosexual agenda.”

Eugene Delgaudio, a Republican representing Sterling on the Loudoun County Board of Supervisors, made the comments in a widely distributed e-mail sent in his capacity as president of the conservative nonprofit Public Advocate of the United States.

In the e-mail … Delgaudio also says the TSA’s non-discrimination hiring policy is “the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special rights.”

“That means the next TSA official that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission,” he wrote….

You mean all that time that I stood in line at MIA or DTW with my shoes off and my Zip-Loc bag of toiletries out for the X-ray machine, I could have been on my way to meet Mr. Right? So that well-built guy in the tight uniform was actually hitting on me when he said, “Walk through the metal detector slowly as you approach me”? Oh, be still my heart.