Two Americans were killed in Afghanistan over the burning of the Koran.
Syria — They’re actually holding elections there.
A G20 Eurozone deal is in the works.
There was a 5.9 earthquake near Taiwan.
Hugo Chavez may have an aggressive tumor; he’s in Cuba to have it removed.
Burning down the house — Pakistan is tearing down the building where Osama bin Laden was killed.
Rick Santorum vows to wage a long and bitter campaign. (They always say that. It’s called “fundraising.”)
Want cheap gas? Go to Denver.