Monday, March 5, 2012

Kasich to Ohio Tornado Victims: Too Bad

This is true conservative leadership.

Ohio Gov. John Kasich said thanks but no thanks to immediate federal disaster relief Saturday, even as governors in Indiana and Kentucky welcomed the help.

Kasich did not rule out asking for assistance later, but his decision means tornado-ravaged towns in Ohio will not get federal aid now and are not eligible at this time for potentially millions of dollars in payments and loans.

The governor said Ohio can respond to the crisis without federal help and he would not ask federal authorities to declare the region a disaster area.

“I believe that we can handle this,” Kasich said while visiting a shelter for storm victims at New Richmond High School. “We’ll have down here all the assets of the state.”

Y’see, real Americans don’t need no stinkin’ help from the feds. They’ve got their bootstraps and all. Except right now they’re buried under ten feet of rubble that was once a town. Oh well, life’s rough.