Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Zip It

Ann Romney on the campaign trail:

GREEN BAY, Wis. – Ann Romney defended her husband’s sense of humor today during a radio interview, explaining that if people think the candidate seems too stiff at times as the host suggested, she thinks “we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.”

Like the warning label says, if it lasts for more that four hours, call your doctor to avoid permanent damage.

Okay, now that we’ve let our inner twelve-year-old run rampant through that phrasing, it makes you wonder where the “real” Mitt Romney has been for the last five years.