Rick Santorum and family go all golly-gee-willikers in support of family values and high cholesterol.

Before spreading delicious, delicious Santorum sauce all over his chicken sandwich, Santorum posted this Facebook note endorsing Mike Huckabee’s Chick-fil-A appreciation day:

“Help us fight to [sic] for traditional families and eat chicken at the same time.”

It’s an attempt on the part of the sanctimonious gay bashers to support the anti-gay restaurant chain in their effort to keep the icky queers away.

Trust me, it would work. If the Santorum brood showed up where I was eating, I’d leave.