My parents have a toaster that does everything but butter the bagels and a washing machine that senses the load and the amount of water needed by magic, apparently. My mom has an iPod that she’s rigged up to replace the cassette Books On Tape, and her wireless router is smart enough to recognize my computer though the last time I was here they were still using the old one.

I still don’t know how to work an iPod, and my washer and dryer has ON/OFF.

Kids these days.