I know you’re not supposed to mock the weak, but Chuck Norris, the fading action star who ran the emotional gamut on the screen from A to B, went over to the whackjob side a while back and now there’s nothing left but a really bad hair-hat and drool.
A video released this weekend by action movie hero Chuck Norris claims that America faces “1,000 years of darkness” if President Barack Obama is reelected.
“If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack,” Norris warns, standing next to his wife. “We’re at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don’t change the course in which our country is headed.”
The pair go on to explain that Obama won in 2008 because more than 30 million evangelical Christians stayed home on Election Day. “We know you love your family and your freedom as much as Gena and I do, and it is because of that we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or something much worse,” Norris explains.
I think he and Pat Boone should get a cottage by the sea together.