Saturday, November 24, 2012


Pat Robertson explains how he blew the call from God that Mitt Romney would win the election.

“You have to practice the presence of God, practice to voice of God, practice hearing from God and then check to see if indeed you are hearing from Him. And so many of us miss God. I’ll tell you, I won’t get into great detail about elections, but I sure did miss it and I thought I had heard from God, I thought I had heard clearly from God. What happened? What intervenes? Why? You ask God, ‘How did I miss it?’ Well, we all do and I’ve had a lot of practice.

Nah, I think he was just messing with you.

6 barks and woofs on “God-Smacked

  1. Pat is just suiting up for the coming War On Christmas. He doesn’t have time for an explanation to how god let him down in his election prediction; he’s too busy calling on the almighty to rain snakes and vermin on the non-believers who don’t sing The Little Drummer Boy day and night.

  2. Poor pitiful Pat. I’ve saved newspaper articles about his predictions. None of them have come true. In 2007, there’d be a mass killing in the US, involving major cities. NOT. In 2009, there’d be an economic rebound and socialism. NOT. Kinda gives an insight into the psychology of fundamentalism. Remember when he tried to run for president? Eeeyew.

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