Charles P. Pierce translates President Obama’s executive orders on guns that are really meant to take them all away and turn us into a nation of sheeple under the heel of the jack-booted thugs who are taking orders from the Secret Gay Muslim Kenyan Socialist.
1. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal agencies to make relevant data available to the federal background check system.
(The singular of “data” is “tyrant.” Look it up.)
2. Address unnecessary legal barriers, particularly relating to the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, that may prevent states from making information available to the background check system.
(You’ll get my schizophrenia when you pry it from our cold dead hands.)
3. Improve incentives for states to share information with the background check system.
(Someone in Vermont will know what I’m doing. The jackboot of Ben And Jerry’s is on my neck.)