Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Another Day at the Office

The life of a jihadist is paperwork hell:

After years of trying to discipline him, the leaders of al-Qaida’s North African branch sent one final letter to their most difficult employee. In page after scathing page, they described how he didn’t answer his phone when they called, failed to turn in his expense reports, ignored meetings and refused time and again to carry out orders. Most of all, they claimed he had failed to carry out a single spectacular operation, despite the resources at his disposal.

The last straw was when he scanned his butt and hit Reply All.

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