Thursday, May 30, 2013

Magic Cure

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) seems to think that the way to fix everything is to repeal Obamacare.

Answering a question from a constituent as part of a weekly series conducted by his office, the junior Florida senator and potential 2016 aspirant said he intends to renew his focus on the repeal of the Affordable Care Act in the wake of the IRS scandal.

“So the only answer to this is to repeal Obamacare,” Rubio said in response to an email from a man in Orlando, Fla. “It’s just one more reason why this law is going to be a disaster for our country. And in the months to come, I’m really going to focus on the issue of repealing Obamacare because in addition to the IRS’s role there is all sorts of other problems with regards to Obamacare that we need to answer.”

Sure, that’s the answer for everything: immigration reform, Benghazi!, crumbling infrastructure, lousy traffic in Miami… repeal Obamacare and all will be well!

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  1. What the hell makes these people think they can repeal “Obamacare” while OBAMA IS PRESIDENT? Any bill has to go to the PRESIDENT to sign into law!

    • Ah, but y’see the Kenyan IslamoFascoSoshulist Usurper must be driven from office as speedily as possible by any means necessary (they’re already talking impeachment because of Benghazi! and there were dark rumours that the ACA was sufficient grounds), so they’re confident that he won’t be Prez long enough for the veto.

      It’s not Obamacare they want to repeal – it’s Obama. TABMITWH.

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