Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Nice Try, Tootsie

From the in-box today:

Possible replies include:

“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me… aren’t you?”

“I’m walkin’ here!”

“Oh I know what y’all really want is some gross, caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point that power makes a woman masculine, or masculine women are ugly. Well shame on you for letting a man do that, or any man that does that.”

“I’m an excellent driver.”