Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Balance of Power

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) recalls the time he got shitfaced with Vladimir Putin and shared a bromance moment.

Bicep Left“We went out and we played touch football and Scooter Libby was one of the players and a bunch of my right-wing friends were there,” Rohrabacher said. “We all ended up going to the Irish Times pub afterwards. And we were having a little bit too much to drink I guess. But anyway we started arguing about who won the Cold War, etc, and so we decided to settle it like men do when they’ve had too much to drink in the pub.”

“So we got down to these arm-wrestling matches and I ended up being paired off with Putin!” he continued. “And he’s a little guy but boy I tell ya — he put me down in a millisecond. He is tough! He just – muscles were just unbelievable.”

That’s either the beginning of the next chapter of detente or really bad gay porn.

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