Thursday, February 20, 2014

Mitch McConnell vs. The Cocks

There’s a lobbying group for everything.

A group associated with cockfighting in Kentucky is promising political retribution against Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell for his vote in favor of the farm bill last month, the Lexington Herald-Leader reported.

“This will destroy Mitch McConnell in Kentucky,” Craig Davis, president of the United Gamefowl Breeders Association, told the newspaper.

The bill made attending a cockfighting event a federal misdemeanor, punishable by up to a year in prison and a $100,000 fine.

Davis, who confronted McConnell with hundreds of other “cockfighting enthusiasts” at a Monday event, said he could move “as many as 60,000 votes” if McConnell doesn’t address the issue.

The last thing a Republican wants to do is arouse the cocks.

3 barks and woofs on “Mitch McConnell vs. The Cocks

  1. I remember when Oklahoma finally voted down cockfighting. I could have made a mint selling bumper stickers:

    When you outlaw cockfighting – only outlaws will have cocks.

    You can have my cock when you pry it from my cold, dead hand.

    Maybe I still have time in Kentucky…

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