Wednesday, February 26, 2014

The Recent Unpleasantness

According to Andrew Napolitano at Fox News, the Civil War could have been avoided if Abraham Lincoln hadn’t been such a bloodthirsty tightwad and tyrant.

“Slavery was dying a natural death all over the Western world. Instead of allowing it to die or helping it to die or even purchasing the slaves and then freeing them, which would have cost a lot less money than the Civil War cost, Lincoln set about in the most murderous war in American history,” Napolitano said.

I guess the GOP isn’t the Party of Lincoln any more.

Over to you, Jon Stewart.

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    • PUBLIC schools, and most RC schools, still teach US history. Hoam Skuling, and some of the FundiEvangelist academies, teach that Jeebus took Columbus by the hand to step into the New World so the Puritans could claim it and make it the New Free Xtian World, right before He held the Founding Fathers’ quills for them as He dictated the Constitution of Independence (for all Xtian Hetero Caucasian Males) – but then He blinked, and Those People got uppity and caused the War of Northern Aggression, the Depression and IslamoFascoSoshulism.

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