Thursday, June 19, 2014

Shooting His Load

Via TPM:

A Macon, Ga. man accidentally shot himself in the penis on Thursday, according to WMAZ Channel 13.

The man was trying to holster his .45 caliber gun while parked in a gas station parking lot when it accidentally discharged.

He then when to a friend’s house, where he discovered he “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks,” according to WMAZ.

Fortunately, Dr. Freud was working in the E.R. that night.

4 barks and woofs on “Shooting His Load

  1. BobbyJoe “Bubba” Beaufort was quoted as saying, “Ah buyed mahself that g’ate big ole .45 tah make up fer mah little tiny willie. How’d dat big ole boo-let fahnd mah wee-wee?”

    Meanwhile, Waynus LaPierre told the press “the cure for a little dick with a bog gun is a big dick with a bigger gun.”

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