Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Manson Family Values

I can’t get married to a man in Florida (yet) because it would destroy the sanctity of marriage and because two men getting married is just wrong.

But serial murderer Charles Manson can get married to a woman even though he’s in prison for the rest of his life because marriage is a holy institution created by God to preserve the family and protect children.

Right.

In fairness, if Charles Manson wanted to marry a man, he’s allowed to in California.

4 barks and woofs on “Manson Family Values

    • The bride is of course crazy. He’s 80, she’s 26. She’s been his regular visitor so of course she knows him intimately, his likes and dislikes, his hopes and dreams. And she has no intention of allowing him into her private parts or assist him in his needs. One does hope ….

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