Are you tired of all the ads, the phone calls, the mailers, and the blog posts about the mid-term elections, all the news coverage about ISIS, Ebola, school shootings, and stupid old white guys trying to turn this country back into the antebellum paradise it never was?
Well, we here at Bark Bark Woof Woof have heard you, and down here in the subtropical paradise of South Florida we have the best next thing to getting away from it all: three uninterrupted hours of gentle soothing sounds of waves on the beach, of peaceful calm and quiet with no cell phones, no dramatic breaking news bulletins from the TV, no paid political ads telling you how rotten everything is and how much better you will be if you vote for the other guy or take some boner pill.
So without further ado, here you go, and the only question you need to think about is “Which way to the beach?”
There now, don’t you feel better? You’re welcome.
Tomorrow, though, get your ass out to the polls and vote if you haven’t already.