Hello, Sen. Rubio; Irrelevancy is on Line 1.
A couple of points to ponder as your presidential hopes begin to flicker and fade:
1. It’s probably not a good idea to call out the pope for his role in negotiating the re-opening of diplomatic relations between Cuba and the U.S. That’s going to piss off the devoted.
2. Calling Barack Obama the “worst negotiator since Jimmy Carter” may work among the knuckle-dragging “America Fuck Yeah” crowd, but Mr. Carter was able to get Egypt and Israel to lay down their arms for the first time since the Exodus, and he has done far more for the cause of peace than you’ll ever hope to accomplish in your pathetic little pandering career.