Thursday, January 15, 2015

Can It

It sounds silly, but it’s better than arming teachers and would meet the recommended daily allowance for fiber.

A middle school principal wants to stockpile cans of corn and peas in classrooms for students to hurl at possible intruders as a last defense. In a letter Friday, Priscella Holley, principal at W. F. Burns Middle School in Valley, Chambers County, asked parents to have each student bring an eight-ounce canned item. The can “could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive,” Ms. Holley wrote. “The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure.” The school superintendent said the request had brought few complaints.

The police report will read “The suspect was detained by repeated blows from the jolly Green Giant.”

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