Jon Stewart has fun with the Iowa Ihateyou summit.
Quoth the Prophet of the Tundra:
When will they let us control our own care? When will they do to stop causing our pain, and start feeling it again? Well, in other words, um… is Hillary a new Democrat or an old one? Now, the press asks, the press asks “can anyone stop Hillary?” Again, this is to forego a conclusion, right, it’s to scare us off, to convince that – a pantsuit can crush patriots!?
I defy anyone to diagram that paragraph.