Scene: A living room. Me sitting in a recliner doing a crossword puzzle. Phone rings.
SALESDROID: Hi, your warranty on your car has expired or is about to expire. If you would like more information on how to extend it, press 1.
[I press 1. Live human comes on the line.]
CON ARTIST: I’m sorry but we can’t seem to pull up the information on your car. Please tell me the year, make and model.
ME: It’s a 1960 Edsel Villager station wagon.
ME: Hm, they must know that Ford only made 59 of them; hard to get parts for it. Oh well.
[I go back to doing the crossword. Lights fade. End of play.]