Thursday, April 30, 2015

The Invasion Is Off

Memo to the nutsery in Bastrop County, Texas:

The reason the U.S. military training exercise dubbed “Jade Helm 15” is not going to invade your homes, confiscate your guns, and implement marital law is not because they’re afraid of all you dudes in your Elmer Fudd hats and cammy-jammies.  It’s because A) you’re not worth it and B) no one could read your manifesto without laughing.

4 barks and woofs on “The Invasion Is Off

  1. Implement marital law? Some people say they are going to force you to homo marriage! Grab the babies and the old ladies …

  2. The level of nutty behaviour and beliefs that is permeating this country is right out of a Fellini movie.

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