A desperate housewife records an anti-gay marriage rant for the ages.
“This is a really sad day for me,” Rommel begins. “Everything that God created his church to be — as man as woman — Adam and Eve — Five justices decided that God was wrong!”
What then follows are four and a half hilarious tear-filled minutes of regurgitated Fox News propaganda and a nonsense prayer about America’s decidedly secular founding fathers.
“God did not change! His word is truth!” Rommel sobs. “And God says that marriage is between a man and a woman! … I don’t care what you think. I don’t care what you think about my opinion because, you know what? I could really care less!”
I’ll bet she really lost it when they cancelled Touched By An Angel.
(For the reference in the title, go here.)
Update: Aw, Ms. Rommel took down her post, so if you missed it, here’s a re-enactment by Oscar Aydin.