Thursday, July 2, 2015

Leave God Alooooone!

A desperate housewife records an anti-gay marriage rant for the ages.

Ellettsville, IN, resident Becky Wegner Rommel recently took a break from house cleaning to record a cellphone video about marriage equality, and it’s a real doozy to say the least.

“This is a really sad day for me,” Rommel begins. “Everything that God created his church to be — as man as woman — Adam and Eve — Five justices decided that God was wrong!

What then follows are four and a half hilarious tear-filled minutes of regurgitated Fox News propaganda and a nonsense prayer about America’s decidedly secular founding fathers.

“God did not change! His word is truth!” Rommel sobs. “And God says that marriage is between a man and a woman! … I don’t care what you think. I don’t care what you think about my opinion because, you know what? I could really care less!”

I’ll bet she really lost it when they cancelled Touched By An Angel.

(For the reference in the title, go here.)

Update: Aw, Ms. Rommel took down her post, so if you missed it, here’s a re-enactment by Oscar Aydin.

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