Friday, May 27, 2016

Einstein Was Wrong

Apparently you can travel faster than light because Sen. Orrin Hatch has done it.  He went so fast that he distorted time and went into the future and came back.  Now he’s reporting on a meeting he had with Judge Merrick Garland that hasn’t happened yet.

Like many of my Senate colleagues, I recently met with Chief Judge Merrick Garland, President Obama’s nominee to the Supreme Court. I have known Judge Garland for many years and think highly of his character and credentials. He has an excellent reputation among lawyers and fellow judges alike. I met with Judge Garland as a personal friend and out of respect for his position as a distinguished federal judge.

Our meeting, however, does not change my conviction that the Senate should consider a Supreme Court nominee after this presidential election cycle.

This is from an op-ed in the Deseret News that was published on Thursday and then yanked by the paper when they realized that they had posted an event from the future.

Sen. Hatch was unavailable for comment.  He was out getting the flux capacitor calibrated on the DeLorean.