Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Playing The Marks

Vladimir Putin has no idea what we’re talking about.

Russian President Vladimir Putin said he doesn’t believe that U.S. President-elect Donald Trump met with prostitutes in Russia, calling the accusations part of a campaign to undermine the election result.

Unsubstantiated allegations made against Trump are “obvious fabrications,” Putin told reporters in the Kremlin on Tuesday. “People who order fakes of the type now circulating against the U.S. president-elect, who concoct them and use them in a political battle, are worse than prostitutes because they don’t have any moral boundaries at all,” he said.

Putin said that Trump wasn’t a politician when he visited Moscow in the past and Russian officials weren’t aware that he held any political ambitions. It’s “complete nonsense” to believe that Russian security services “chase after every American billionaire,” he said.

The Kremlin has denied that it holds any compromising material on Trump after U.S. intelligence officials informed the president-elect about unsubstantiated reports that Russia had compiled potentially damaging personal information on him.

Yes, of course, and by the way he has those documents you asked for to prove that the property in Southeast Florida he’s offering you is not only above sea level, it comes with a guarantee that the unicorns who inhabit it will only shit rainbows.

Of course he’s going to deny any knowledge of what’s going on in his country.  It’s not like he used to work for the KGB, and besides, what do you think he’s running over there, a dictatorship?  C’mon; trust him.