Wednesday, March 1, 2017

No, I Didn’t Watch It

But I’m pretty sure it sounded like this:

Blah, blah, yuge, gibberish, word salad, make murika grate again, believe me, fiddle faddle, diddle-dee-dee, yammer, yammer, natter, radical something, big beautiful wall, fake, unfair, sad!

Let me tell ya, froo-fra, flibberdegibbet, bullyrag, bazz-fazz, balls, bullshit, poppycock, balderdash, ramalamading-dong, oohee, oohaa, ting-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang, check out the bigly tits on her and that’s the truth.

What did I leave out?

By the way, wouldn’t that have been a good time to bring back “Designated Survivor”?  Just a thought.

5 barks and woofs on “No, I Didn’t Watch It

  1. OK, you gave us the English to Welsh translator, any chance you can find the Trump to English translator for us.

  2. We began our teevee viewing with our usual dose of CBS’s one-third news, two-thirds ads and an hour of on-the-one-hand-on-the-other-hand news analysis at PBS followed by a nice hour of “Finding Your Roots” and then our usual escape hatch of Law and Order on TCM. Off to bed and himself with his CPAP machine while I stayed too long reading my cop story on Kindle. We slept soundly, undisturbed by what might have been a sleepless night had we chosen to watch the scary sight of you-know-who-saying Make America Great Again and rattling his tin sword. What did I miss?

  3. I watched it, FC. At times I felt that my head was going to explode. At others times the dog, Maddie, looked at me in questioning way while I hurled insults at the television.

    • Apparently the mush-mouth Tom Brokaw thought he sounded presidential. I’ve noticed Tom getting more and more irrelevant in recent interviews and now I fear he’s lost his morals. I guess using the fallen Navy Seal’s widow as a way to pump up his own wonderful compassion was beyond the pale, but other opinion-aters on CNN decided that was the moment Trump wins re-election in ’20. Maybe mainstream news IS the enemy.

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