But I’m pretty sure it sounded like this:
Blah, blah, yuge, gibberish, word salad, make murika grate again, believe me, fiddle faddle, diddle-dee-dee, yammer, yammer, natter, radical something, big beautiful wall, fake, unfair, sad!
Let me tell ya, froo-fra, flibberdegibbet, bullyrag, bazz-fazz, balls, bullshit, poppycock, balderdash, ramalamading-dong, oohee, oohaa, ting-tang, walla-walla-bing-bang, check out the bigly tits on her and that’s the truth.
What did I leave out?
By the way, wouldn’t that have been a good time to bring back “Designated Survivor”? Just a thought.
OK, you gave us the English to Welsh translator, any chance you can find the Trump to English translator for us.
This is a family blog.
We began our teevee viewing with our usual dose of CBS’s one-third news, two-thirds ads and an hour of on-the-one-hand-on-the-other-hand news analysis at PBS followed by a nice hour of “Finding Your Roots” and then our usual escape hatch of Law and Order on TCM. Off to bed and himself with his CPAP machine while I stayed too long reading my cop story on Kindle. We slept soundly, undisturbed by what might have been a sleepless night had we chosen to watch the scary sight of you-know-who-saying Make America Great Again and rattling his tin sword. What did I miss?
I watched it, FC. At times I felt that my head was going to explode. At others times the dog, Maddie, looked at me in questioning way while I hurled insults at the television.
Apparently the mush-mouth Tom Brokaw thought he sounded presidential. I’ve noticed Tom getting more and more irrelevant in recent interviews and now I fear he’s lost his morals. I guess using the fallen Navy Seal’s widow as a way to pump up his own wonderful compassion was beyond the pale, but other opinion-aters on CNN decided that was the moment Trump wins re-election in ’20. Maybe mainstream news IS the enemy.