Monday, June 19, 2017

Is He Or Isn’t He?

Either Trump is under investigation for obstruction of justice, or no he’s not.  That’s the view(s) of one of his minions/lawyers, Jay Sekulow.

During an interview with Fox News host Chris Wallace, Sekulow defended Trump’s decision to fire FBI Director James Comey.

“He takes the action that [the Attorney General’s office] recommended and now he’s being investigated by the Department of Justice,” Sekulow complained. “He’s being investigated for taking the action that the attorney general and deputy attorney general recommended him to take by the agency who recommended the terminations!”

“You’ve now said he is being investigated after saying [he isn’t],” Wallace observed.

“No, he’s not being investigated!” Sekulow shot back.

“You just said he’s being investigated,” Wallace noted.

Sekulow tried again to say that the president is not under investigation, but Wallace interrupted.

“Sir, you just said two times that he’s being investigated,” the Fox News host said. “And he’s not just being investigated for firing Comey, there’s also what he said to Comey when Comey was still the FBI director.”

“I do not appreciate you putting words in my mouth,” Sekulow complained. “When I have been crystal clear that the president is not and has not been under investigation.”

“You do not know that he has not been under investigation, sir,” Wallace pointed out. “Actually, what I’m trying to get is a straight answer out of you.”

Sekulow argued that it would be impossible to indict the president for wrongdoing “because there is not an investigation.”

“Oh boy, this is weird,” Wallace interrupted. “You don’t know whether there is an investigation. You just told us that.”

Not to be outdone on the WTF trail, Newt Gingrich — remember him? — is telling everyone that the president can’t be indicted for obstructing justice because he’s the president.  But this is the same Newt Gingrich who led the campaign to impeach Bill Clinton for obstructing justice.

I think what they’re saying is that Trump is under investigation for not being under investigation and can’t be indicted for obstructing justice but can be impeached for it.  Got that?

3 barks and woofs on “Is He Or Isn’t He?

  1. Trump made everything clear. He tweeted that he’s being investigated by Mueller. Got that?

  2. “Chris, I don’t know what you & the media’s problem is with this”. If you brew a hot cup of tea in the AM, noon it is lukewarm, & evening, cool. Later, add a few ice cubes, COLD” . Why can you not follow the logic of the Preznint??

  3. Tell ya what, everybody. Let’s stop bickering and make peace. We should drop the word “investigation,” which some people find offensive, and use the word “inquiry” instead.

    The President is the subject of an inquiry as to whether or not he treasonouly colluded with the Russians to disrupt the election and alter its results, in violation of all that is sacred to democracy and our Republic. He is also the subject of an inquiry into official corruption, both his own and that of people around him, pertaining to Russia, foreign emoluments, pay-to-play diplomacy, and a bunch of other stuff, such as licensing of Ivanka’s trademarks in China. Or is it Russia? I wouldn’t know because I haven’t investigated the matter, uh, I mean inquired about the matter.

    So to sum up: The President is not under investigation. He is merely being inquired about, because inquiring minds want to know how crooked he really is

    There, does that help?

    Yours crankily,
    The New York Crank.

    P.S. In the spirit of this blog, Woof!

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