Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Your Most Obsequious Servants

Trump held his first-ever full Cabinet meeting and it turned into a creepy North Korean-style love fest where they heaped praise on the Dear Leader.

At Monday’s Cabinet meeting — the first President Trump had held with everyone on board — White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus spoke up to thank Trump “for the opportunity and blessing that you’ve given us to serve your agenda and the American people.”

Priebus said he was offering words on behalf of everyone in the room. But one by one, pretty much everyone else seated around the table took the opportunity to lavish their leader with praise, too, as the media looked on.

“It’s an honor to be able to serve you,” said Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

“I am privileged to be here,” said Labor Secretary Alexander Acosta. “Deeply honored.”

“What an incredible honor it is to lead the Department of Health and Human Services at this pivotal time under your leadership,” Tom Price, secretary of that department, added when it was his turn to speak. “I can’t thank you enough for the privileges you’ve given me and the leadership that you’ve shown.”

Whereupon Trump stood on the table and rainbows and unicorns shot out of his ass.

Not to be outdone, Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), held his own lovefest.

One bark on “Your Most Obsequious Servants

  1. The whole thing was enough to make me gag. Trump must have the most fragile ego on this planet. The only thing missing was someone calling him dear leader.

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