Thursday, July 11, 2019

Creep Equality

Mark Foley wants back in.

Mark Foley is ready to return to Congress, and the only things standing in his way may be reapportionment … and reputation.

Responding to a May 29 Federal Election Commission inquiry as to why he was still spending 13-year-old campaign contributions, a representative for Foley indicated the West Palm Beach Republican kept his campaign account active because he is plotting another run for office and he “anticipates making a final decision sometime following the reapportionment resulting from the upcoming decennial census.”

Foley, 64, resigned in disgrace in 2006 after he was caught sending lewd messages to underage boys who served as Congressional pages. He never faced any criminal charges related to the incident, and it took two years for him to apologize publicly.

But the sudden departure left him with a hefty $1.7 million war chest of unspent donations that were never refunded or handed off to another committee. Instead, Foley used that balance over the last 13 years to buy tickets, tables, and dinners to posh West Palm Beach events.

Just what Florida and Congress needs: yet more creeps back in office.  After all, the current theory seems to be that child rapists deserve representation and cushy jobs, too.