Friday, March 19, 2021

Happy Friday

Humor from Andy Borowitz in The New Yorker.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sharing helpful health tips with the American people, Senator Rand Paul said on Wednesday that the secret to social distancing is making everyone despise you.

“People get all worried about whether other people are staying six feet away from them,” Paul said. “The trick is, if you act like a total jerkwad, people will stay much farther away from you than that.”

Paul also questioned whether wearing a mask protects someone as well as saying incredibly asinine things does.

“Airborne droplets can spread by people talking to each other,” Paul said. “If no one ever wants to talk to you, problem solved.”

He urged places of business in his home state of Kentucky to reopen as soon as possible, a process that he volunteered to help safely facilitate. “If you reopen your restaurant and it gets too crowded, I will walk through the door and immediately clear it out,” he said.

Works for me, but even with the mask I’d stay away from him.

Friday Catblogging:  Duck, Sombra.

2 barks and woofs on “Happy Friday

  1. Mr. M.B.: Hmmm… curious to know, please explain the mess at the end of the rug? Is that new? Looks like Sombra didn’t like her dinner or got rid of some serious hair balls. 😉

    • The fabric in the rug itself has seen better days; it’s shredding. It is not something Sombra horked up.

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