Monday, June 7, 2021

Swiss Army Knife Massacre

This is madness.

A federal judge Friday night overturned California’s longtime ban on assault weapons, saying the state’s law was unconstitutional and that prohibiting such firearms for decades was “a failed experiment.”

In a 94-page ruling, U.S. District Judge Roger Benitez of the Southern District of California said that sections of the state ban in place since 1989 regarding military-style rifles violate the Second Amendment. Benitez characterized the assault weapons Californians are barred from using as not “bazookas, howitzers or machine guns” but rather “fairly ordinary, popular, modern rifles.”

The judge then compared an AR-15 to a Swiss Army knife.

“Like the Swiss Army Knife, the popular AR-15 rifle is a perfect combination of home defense weapon and homeland defense equipment,” Benitez said in the ruling.

In addition to issuing a permanent injunction Friday, Benitez granted a request from California Attorney General Rob Bonta (D) for a 30-day stay of the ruling, which will bring about an appeal from the state.

“Today’s decision is fundamentally flawed,” Bonta said in a news release. “There is no sound basis in law, fact, or common sense for equating assault rifles with Swiss Army knives — especially on Gun Violence Awareness Day and after the recent shootings in our own California communities.”

Why, just the other day I was using my Swiss Army knife to tighten a screw and accidentally shot and killed 17 people in a school. And last weekend my neighbor was using the corkscrew to open a bottle of wine and killed two people at a party in Miami.

Ever since the Supreme Court came up with the Haller decision that basically granted open season on people on the business end of weapons in the name of “Freedum!”, we have been in what Tom Levenson at Balloon Juice calls a murder-suicide pact. There has to be a way to stop it.

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