Monday, September 27, 2021

Dosing The Dog

Anyone who’s ever had to give a dog a pill knows that you don’t just give them the pill.  You have to hide it in something like a piece of meat or chicken.  (With Sam, it was peanut butter until he got wise and hacked it up.  We switched to chicken nuggets from Costco.)  Well, to Michael Flynn, the disgraced and Russian-owned Trump national security advisor, apparently that’s the track the Deep State is going to take with getting people to take the Covid-19: they’re going to hide it in salad dressing!

Michael Flynn, the former National Security Adviser to the Trump administration who has embraced the QAnon conspiracy theory and advocated the violent military overthrow of the United States, has a new conspiracy theory: the Deep State is going to vaccinate your salad dressing.

Flynn, who was fired, prosecuted, and ultimately pardoned over his lies to the FBI in the Russia investigation, brought up the idea on a far-right internet show on Wednesday.

“Somebody sent me a thing this morning where they’re talking about putting the vaccine in salad dressing,” said Flynn. “Have you seen this? I mean it’s — and I’m thinking to myself, this is the Bizarro World, right? This is definitely the Bizarro World … these people are seriously thinking about how to impose their will on us in our society, and it has to stop.”

It’ll never work. How many MAGAbots order a salad? Funyons, maybe, or PBR, but salad? Nah.

HT to Balloon Juice.

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