Tuesday, April 26, 2022

He’s All Twitterpated

I have two Twitter accounts: one as @BobbyBBWW and the other as @PMWplaywright.  I’m not on them a lot; they’re mainly for shameless self-promotion, and the quality of writing is comparable to that of a blogger with a short attention span (“Squirrel!”).

The fact that Elon Musk blew $44 billion to buy Twitter tells me that he’s clamoring for more attention, as if building an all-electric car for people who don’t really know how to drive,a conclusion based on the traffic habits of the ones I see around my area of Miami (then again, that could apply to those people in the 20-year-old Corolla with the perpetual left-turn signal on) and his attempts to go to Mars weren’t enough.

I don’t know if I’ll drop my Twitter accounts, but for the amount of time I spend on them, who could tell.  Or care.