Friday, March 24, 2023

Happy Friday

“I’m Being Robbed!” — Humor from Andy Borowitz.

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump claimed that the failure of the Manhattan District Attorney, Alvin Bragg, to indict him thus far is “quite frankly, a conspiracy” to keep the Republican Presidential candidate from attracting campaign donations.

“Alvin Bragg, who is a disgrace, should have arrested me by now,” Trump said. “He has treated me very unfairly.”

Trump said that he had made repeated calls to Bragg’s office to demand that he be arrested but has received no response.

“There’s something going on,” Trump said. “Obviously George Soros is telling Bragg not to arrest me. This should never be allowed to happen in this country.”

Issuing an ultimatum to Bragg, Trump said that, if he is not arrested by Friday, “I will perform a citizen’s arrest on myself.”

“We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” Trump said. “The easy way would be for Alvin to keep his promise and arrest me, but time is running out.”

Meanwhile, enjoy a healthy breakfast.


3 barks and woofs on “Happy Friday

  1. Healthy breakfast? Nonsense! A healthy breakfast (or any meal) includes Tabasco, not that wimpy-ass Cholula. Hell, there’s barely enough in that bottle for those eggs and hashbrowns.

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