This is a real headline in the Washington Post:

Trump postpones Denmark trip after prime minister declines to sell him Greenland

And the people of Denmark uttered a collective “Åh, gudskelov!”

Meanwhile, other countries are scrambling to find properties that they can refuse to sell in order to keep him away.  Buckingham Palace said that Canada is not for sale, but they could offer him a deal on Hong Kong (which they got rid of in 1997, but he doesn’t read, so take the money and run).

Can we figure out a way to use this ploy to keep him out of Florida?