Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Book Report

Gov. Batsin D. Belfry signed a bill that indicates a retreat in his war on reading.

Florida residents who don’t have children attending school will have significantly fewer chances to challenge books in local K-12 libraries under a new law signed Tuesday by Gov. Ron DeSantis. Residents who don’t have a child in school will only be able to challenge one title per month under the new law.

Meant to curb what lawmakers described as a “logistical nightmare” facing school districts flooded with requests to remove books, the policy marks an admission from Republican leaders that last year’s expansions to book challenge laws may have gone too far after national backlash from free speech groups and even some conservatives.

Some book transparency advocates say the limit on challenges is “good on its face” yet falls short for not targeting the state rule surrounding book objections. They contend the law won’t slow down some of the state’s more prolific book challengers, such as one person in Clay County responsible for 94 percent of local objections.

I think that anyone who challenges a book in a school must first prove that they’ve actually read it. Per one commenter, “the book report must be original and written by the speaker and of the length expected for the grade level of the book, every negative point must be matched with a positive point, each point made must be supported with a relevant quote, quotes must be properly footnoted in the academic format used in the school. The book reports will be graded to the standards of the grade level for which the book is rated, including organization of thought and academic style, and the kicker: grammar, spelling and punctuation count! Book reports with a Grade below C are not accepted.”

Mrs. Cahill (Grade 5) would expect nothing less.

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Parents, Florida Knows Best

Joanna Pearlstein in The New York Times on the mixed-up, dangerous, and unconstitutional priorities of Gov. Batsin D. Belfry:

Parents know what’s best for their kids, except when the State of Florida does.

When Florida passed a law prohibiting children younger than 14 from having social media accounts, lawmakers crowed about the move, claiming they had to act because children don’t have the brain development to see the harm in addictive platforms.

In other words, under the new law, even if parents want their tweens to have a social media account, they’re out of luck. Florida knows better. (The state doesn’t allow parents to decide about the merits of gender-affirming care for their kids either.)

But Florida is happy to let parents make decisions about other matters of vital importance to children’s well-being. Consider: When measles broke out in an elementary school in Weston in February, Florida’s surgeon general, Dr. Joseph Ladapo, let parents determine whether to keep their unvaccinated children at home.

Those measles cases “received disproportionate attention for political reasons,” according to a March 8 statement from the Florida Department of Health. Or maybe it was statistical ones: So far this year the United States has recorded 64 cases of measles (more than in all of 2023); 11 of those were in Florida. Meaning that a state with 6.5 percent of the nation’s population has hosted 17.2 percent of its measles cases.

Still: “Once again, Florida has shown that good public health policy includes personal responsibility and parents’ rights,” said Gov. Ron DeSantis in the March 8 statement. About 92 percent of students in Florida are fully vaccinated, according to health officials; the state is one of 45 that let parents skip their children’s shots for religious or moral reasons.

Because measles is so transmissible — nine of 10 unvaccinated people in a room will get the disease if one infected person sneezes, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention — scientists estimate that 95 percent of a population needs to be immunized in order to achieve herd immunity.

Protecting children from social media is a laudable goal. It won’t be easy to kick children off social media platforms; the tech companies acknowledge they don’t really know how old their users are, and they’ve yet to fully roll out long-promised age-verification systems.

That leaves parents to rely on their elected officials, who have empowered themselves to safeguard children from digital boogeymen. But not viral ones.

How many kids have died from watching a video on Facebook?

Thursday, January 4, 2024

If It Quacks…

From the Washington Post:

Florida’s top health official called for a halt to using mRNA coronavirus vaccines on Wednesday, contending that the shots could contaminate patients’ DNA — a claim that has been roundly debunked by public health experts, federal officials and the vaccine companies.

Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo’s announcement, released as a state bulletin, comes after months of back-and-forth with federal regulators who have repeatedly rebuked his rhetoric around vaccines. Public health experts warn of the dangers of casting doubt on proven lifesaving measures as respiratory viruses surge this winter.

“We’ve seen this pattern from Dr. Ladapo that every few months he raises some new concern and it quickly gets debunked,” said Ashish Jha, dean of Brown University’s public health school who led the White House’s national coronavirus response before stepping down last year. “This idea of DNA fragments — it’s scientific nonsense. People who understand how these vaccines are made and administered understand that there is no risk here.”

Ladapo issued the bulletin as Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), his political patron, fights to stay alive in the Republican presidential primary, in which he trails former president Donald Trump by more than 40 percentage points in head-to-head polls. The Iowa caucuses, the first nominating contest, are slated to be held Jan. 15.

It’s one thing to have a difference of opinion about medical treatment and courses of treatment — getting a second opinion is practically a cliche — but when you’re the Surgeon General in a state with millions of elderly and vulnerable citizens, you’re a danger to the community.

Friday, September 22, 2023

Happy Friday

Florida leads in book-banning.  Via the Miami Herald comes this report from the PEN Foundation.

The freedom to read is under assault in the United States—particularly in public schools—curtailing students’ freedom to explore words, ideas, and books. In the 2022–23 school year, from July 1, 2022, to June 31, 2023, PEN America recorded 3,362 instances of book bans in US public school classrooms and libraries. These bans removed student access to 1,557 unique book titles, the works of over 1,480 authors, illustrators, and translators. Authors whose books are targeted are most frequently female, people of color, and/or LGBTQ+ individuals. Amid a growing climate of censorship, school book bans continue to spread through coordinated campaigns by a vocal minority of groups and individual actors and, increasingly, as a result of pressure from state legislation.

  • Book bans in public K–12 schools continue to intensify. In the 2022–23 school year, PEN America recorded 3,362 instances of books banned, an increase of 33 percent from the 2021–22 school year.
  • Over 40 percent of all book bans occurred in school districts in Florida. Across 33 school districts, PEN America recorded 1,406 book ban cases in Florida, followed by 625 bans in Texas, 333 bans in Missouri, 281 bans in Utah, and 186 bans in Pennsylvania.
  • Hyperbolic and misleading rhetoric about “porn in schools” and “sexually explicit,” “harmful,” and “age inappropriate” materials led to the removal of thousands of books covering a range of topics and themes for young audiences. Overwhelmingly, book bans target books on race or racism or featuring characters of color, as well as books with LGBTQ+ characters. And this year, banned books also include books on physical abuse, health and well-being, and themes of grief and death. Notably, most instances of book bans affect young adult books, middle grade books, chapter books, or picture books—books specifically written and selected for younger audiences.
  • Punitive state laws, coupled with pressure from vocal citizens and local and national groups, have created difficult dilemmas for school districts, forcing them to either restrict access to books or risk penalties for educators and librarians. Eighty-seven percent of all book bans were recorded in school districts with a nearby chapter or local affiliate of a national advocacy group known to advocate for book censorship. Sixty-three percent of all book bans occurred in eight states with legislation that has either directly facilitated book bans or created the conditions for local groups to pressure and intimidate educators and librarians into removing books.

Over the past two and a half years, PEN America has been at the forefront of tracking an evolving movement to exert ideological control over public education across the United States. This campaign—which PEN America has dubbed the “Ed Scare”—is penetrating public libraries, higher education institutions, and public schools, using state legislation and intimidation tactics to suppress teaching and learning about certain stories, identities, and histories.

Efforts to suppress free expression are particularly pervasive in public schools, where coordinated campaigns to restrict the freedom to read, learn, and think are affecting students nationwide. PEN America has tracked the spread of explicit prohibitions to restrict teaching about topics such as race, gender, American history, and LGBTQ+ identities in K–12 and higher education—which we have dubbed “educational gag orders”—as well as legislative mandates that require intrusive forms of inspection or monitoring of teachers and librarians, which we have dubbed “educational intimidation bills.” These legislative efforts work in tandem with coordinated campaigns locally, enabling local groups and individuals to challenge curricula, movies, songs, art, plays, and thousands and thousands of books.

Public schools have long been deemed essential to American democracy. Identified by John Adams as “necessary for the preservation of rights and liberties,” public schools facilitate information sharing, knowledge building, and the ongoing unification that undergirds a pluralistic society. Public schools do this, in part, through robust library programs. School libraries play a critical role in making information and knowledge accessible to students while also fostering lifelong learning, student achievement, and literacy. Over the past two years, coordinated and ideologically driven threats, challenges, and legislation directed at public school classrooms and libraries have spurred a wave of book bans unlike any in recent memory, diminishing students’ access to books and directly impacting their constitutional rights.

Note item 2: “Over 40 percent of all book bans occurred in school districts in Florida. Across 33 school districts, PEN America recorded 1,406 book ban cases in Florida…”  Since Florida establishes school districts by county, not by city or township, that means that nearly half of the 67 counties in the state have bans in place.  This is no doubt the work of ignorant tight-asses, led by the head Fred of that particular lumber shed, Gov. Rod DeSantis and his fascist “anti-woke” campaign followed by the ironically-named “Moms for Liberty,” which has the same relationship to liberty as the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Korea.

Lawsuits against DeSantis’s authoritarian edicts are working their way through the courts and will be decided long after his moribund presidential campaign goes Hindenburg.  And that’s an appropriate analogy because he’s a flaming Nazi gasbag.

Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Proving A Negative

Last week, President Biden came to Florida to survey the damage from Hurricane Idalia.  Nowadays it’s almost a job requirement of the president, regardless of party, to make the trip to the scene of a devastation, either natural or man-made, talk to the local officials, promise all sorts of aid, and then get out so that the security measures taken by the local police and Secret Service don’t interfere with the actual clean-up and repair.  Budgeting for a presidential visit is practically a line-item, and it’s an event when the president and his entourage don’t actually come.

It also is a political event, and don’t let anyone tell you it’s not, especially within shouting distance of an upcoming election, which is all the time now.  So along with the president, you would expect the local officials, regardless of party, would consider putting in an appearance with the chief executive for a photo op and maybe even live coverage on the state-wide news media.  If the president is your party leader, it’s not only expected, it’s in the job description, and to not show up is a huge signal to the world.  And if the president is not your party leader, showing up demonstrates your magnanimity — “this is not a time for political posturing; these people need our support.”  And if you’re running for president and against the incumbent, it’s a perfect opportunity to prove that you’re both magnanimous and that you actually give a damn about the people whose lives and possessions have been blown away.

Well, guess who decided to be someplace else last week when President Biden came to Live Oak, Florida.  Gov. Ron DeSantis chose to stiff the White House in Live Oak even though his office apparently sent signals earlier that he would be there, boots and all.  Instead, the gov went to another scene of devastation a few miles down the road and did the obligatory tour and chatted up the locals and FEMA.  His office told the press that showing up with President Biden would be “disruptive” and a “distraction.”

He’s right: it would have been disruptive to the campaign narrative that he’s a cold fish and devoid of the simplest form of human empathy.  It would be like asking Chat GPT to write a sympathy card, and above all, it would prove once again that not only does he not really care about the people of his state that can’t send him interesting sums of money for his moribund presidential campaign, he’s deathly afraid of being seen as going against the grain of the other candidate he’s trying to topple in the race; the other Florida man.  We all know how well he did dealing with natural disasters such as a hurricane in Puerto Rico where he withheld funds because of “corruption,” and when he did go, all he could do was toss rolls of Bounty paper towels.

Gov. DeSantis, by skipping a routine photo op with President Biden, proved once again he’s both a bully and a coward.

PS: Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) did accompany President Biden in Live Oak.  I’d like to think that he did it out of concern for the citizens of Florida, but the cynic in me suggests that there’s no love lost between him and DeSantis who, once his presidential ambitions flame out, will more than likely challenge Scott in the next Senate race.

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

Permanent Heat Wave

Florida is baking.

Not only is Florida sizzling in record-crushing heat, but the ocean waters that surround it are scorching, as well. The unprecedented ocean warmth around the state — connected to historically warm oceans worldwide — is further intensifying its heat wave and stressing coral reefs, with conditions that could end up strengthening hurricanes.

Much of Florida is seeing its warmest year on record, with temperatures running 3 to 5 degrees above normal. While some locations have been setting records since the beginning of the year, the hottest weather has come with an intense heat dome cooking the Sunshine State in recent weeks. That heat dome has made coastal waters extremely warm, including “downright shocking” temperatures of 92 to 96 degrees in the Florida Keys, meteorologist and journalist Bob Henson said Sunday in a tweet.

“That’s boiling for them! More typically it would be in the upper 80s,” tweeted Jeff Berardelli, chief meteorologist and climate specialist at WFLA-TV in Tampa.

The temperatures are so high that they are off the scale of the color contours on some weather maps.

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The toasty waters are influencing temperatures on land by raising the humidity, which makes it harder for temperatures to cool off at night. Numerous records for temperatures and heat indexes have been broken since mid-June, and the heat wave is expected to continue for at least a week. According to McNoldy, Miami’s heat index soared to 110 degrees on Monday and has reached at least 100 on 30 straight days.

It is expected to stay this way for the next ten days at least.

To add to the misery, yet another insurance company is leaving the state so that when the inevitable hurricanes brought on by the increased water temperature strike, the property owners will be SOL.

Another property insurer is dropping coverage in Florida.

Farmers Insurance will stop writing new business and not renew its existing “Farmers-branded” automobile, home and umbrella policies in the Sunshine State, the company said Tuesday.

Last month, Farmers said it was only pausing new business in Florida. The company is also limiting new home policies in California, where it is based, according to news reports.

“This business decision was necessary to effectively manage risk exposure,” the company said in a statement.

The move will impact 30% of the company’s business in Florida, or roughly 100,000 policies. Policyholders affected by the decision will be given notice that their coverage will not be renewed.

But it’s winter in Australia so all this talk about climate change is just “woke,” right?

HT Balloon Juice.

Sunday, May 28, 2023

Sunday Reading

Common Cowardice — Charles P. Pierce.

Working with data from researchers with PEN America, the Washington Post has done its own analysisof the current rage for book-banning in the country’s schools and public libraries, an imbroglio we also recently covered here at Esquire. The results are anger-making, but not much of a surprise.

The Post requested copies of all book challenges filed in the 2021-2022 school year with the 153 school districts that Tasslyn Magnusson, a researcher employed by free expression advocacy group PEN America, tracked as receiving formal requests to remove books last school year. In total, officials in more than 100 of those school systems, which are spread across 37 states, provided 1,065 complaints totaling 2,506 pages. 

The Post analyzed the complaints to determine who was challenging the books, what kinds of books drew objections and why. Nearly half of filings — 43 percent — targeted titles with LGBTQ characters or themes, while 36 percent targeted titles featuring characters of color or dealing with issues of race and racism. The top reason people challenged books was “sexual” content; 61 percent of challenges referenced this concern.

Neither is the nature of the people challenging these books in anyway shocking.

Cindy Martin, a mother of four in Georgia’s Forsyth County schools, challenged three books last school year. In one complaint, lodged against “Check Please! Book 1: #Hockey,” a graphic novel about a college hockey team whose protagonist comes out as gay, she demanded that school officials “remove all copies and burn it.” Martin said in an interview that she stands by her call to burn “Check Please!” which she criticized for “using the f-word, and it’s in the sexual sense.” She said titles available in school libraries promote casual sex and degrade women. She predicted letting children read those books will lead to pregnancy, abortion, sexual harassment, rape and sexually transmitted diseases.

“It has no place in the school system. It really has no place in society,” she said. “I am a believer in Jesus Christ, and I feel he has put this passion in me to protect children.”

For our purposes, however, the Post buried the lede, as we used to say. About halfway down in the story, we come upon this signifying little nugget.

A small number of people were responsible for most of the book challenges, The Post found. Individuals who filed 10 or more complaints were responsible for two-thirds of all challenges. In some cases, these serial filers relied on a network of volunteers gathered together under the aegis of conservative parents’ groups such as Moms for Liberty.

“Serial filers” is not a phrase I ever anticipated writing.

Everybody is jumping at shadows these days. Either American corporations and institutions are simpatico with the book-banners and gay-bashers, or they’re too cowardly to stand up to them. There’s no third alternative. I am inclined toward that second option. Nobody ever went broke relying on the fundamental cowardice of American corporations. A lot of people have gone broke relying on their fundamental patriotism, however.

Over the past couple of weeks, we have seen an unprecedented number of examples of American corporations going weak in the knees under pressure from the noisy fringes. These are people who will poison a river or create an environmental dead zone and not bat an eye at the concerns and complaints of the people who have to live there. But bring the culture war to their doorsteps, and they fold like a five-buck accordion.

First, it was the Los Angeles Dodgers, a sports franchise valued at $4.8 million. For a decade, the Dodgers invited a satirical group called the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence to be part of the team’s annual celebration of Pride Night. The Sisters are raucous but good-hearted. However, this year, under pressure from conservative Catholic “groups,” the Dodgers disinvited the Sisters. (This episode rolled back the stone and brought Bill Donahue back from political limbo, and Senator Marco Rubio chimed in from the matchbox in which he is now keeping office hours.) Los Angeles exploded in outrage and support for the Sisters. In a nifty move, the Los Angeles Angels jumped in and invited the Sisters to that team’s Pride Night.

At this point, the Dodgers yielded to pressure from the good guys, and re-invited the Sisters to receive the Community Hero Award they were supposed to get in the first place. I assume that Bill Donahue has returned to the sweaty bogs of his own lurid imagination.

The ending is not so happy at Target, which is a corporation worth an estimated $14.4 billion. This means that Target is wallowing in what Adam Smith called “Fck You” money. Nevertheless, over the past week, Target abandoned its customers from the LGBTQ+ communities all across the country. From Reuters:

Target, which rolled out its Pride Collection at the start of May, is pulling some products from its stores after facing customer backlash, saying it was acting to protect employee safety, the company told Reuters on Tuesday.

Target Corp (TGT.N) is offering more than 2,000 products, including clothing, books, music and home furnishings as part of its Pride Collection. The items include “gender fluid” mugs, “queer all year” calendars and books for children aged 2-8 titled “Bye Bye, Binary,” “Pride 1,2,3” and “I’m not a girl.”

“Since introducing this year’s collection, we’ve experienced threats impacting our team members’ sense of safety and wellbeing while at work,” Target said in a statement.

“Given these volatile circumstances, we are making adjustments to our plans, including removing items that have been at the center of the most significant confrontational behavior,” the Minneapolis-based retailer said.

It was bound to come to physical threats, and certainly Target has an obligation to do what it can to keep its employees safe. (Of course, the company has gone to great lengths to keep its employees safe from unions.) But the fact remains that now that the “items at the center of the most significant confrontational behavior” have been removed, the people making the threats will now move on to putting other items at the center of the most significant confrontational behavior. That’s how this thing works. From Rolling Stone:

Designer Erik Carnell, the gay trans man behind the London-based company accessory and apparel line Abprallen, was honored to see his products sold at Target as part of the company’s pride collection. “I’m especially happy at the thought that young closeted people will see it, and I hope that in some way they’ll feel a bit more comfortable in themselves, as we all deserve to feel,” he wrote on Instagram last week. Now, those same items have been removed from availability online and stripped from store shelves as part of Target’s response to the intense conservative backlash to the LGBTQ+ products that the company says has threatened employee safety. Meanwhile, death threats are filling up Carnell’s inbox.

“This whole situation has been far worse than I could have imagined in terms of pushback against my person,” Carnell tells Rolling Stone over email. “I have received innumerable death threats and threats of violence, these only being outnumbered by the sheer volume of hate messages I’ve received. I am upset over the lies that have been spread about me and the falsehood that I designed so-called ‘satanic’ items for children in Target. I designed items only for the adult sections, none of which had any occult or otherwise ‘satanic’ imagery.”

Target has sold him out. It has sold out some of its clientele. And it has sold them all out cheaply. Remember that Washington Post study about “serial filers”? This is serial filers on a grand national scale. There simply are not enough of these people out there to warrant this kind of pre-emptive surrender. The Dodgers seem to have come to that conclusion late, but the team got there nonetheless. We are at a time in our history in which the path of least resistance leads directly over a cliff.

Here in Miami the most extreme example is one parent who got her tail all puffed up because the library at her child’s school has a copy of a book of poetry that contains the poem that was read at Joe Biden’s inauguration by a young Black woman.  She freely admitted that she had never read the whole book, but was doing it because Jesus told her to and that it advocated communism.  Interesting that someone whose family fled Cuba because of a dictator is now pulling this dictator shit in the “free” state of Florida.

Ron DeSantis says that the stories about book banning are a “hoax” and that no one is doing that.  But when you restrict access to books, whether it’s by hiding it, putting it on another shelf, or making it by request only, you’re banning them.  And allowing one parent to do it without so much as a hearing — what is known in the law as “due process” — you’re violating the very spirit of that which you claim makes America great.

There will always be fanatics and zealots who hate the idea of free speech for other people.  But the worst part is the elected officials and the people who should know better are letting the lunatics run the show.  So either grow a spine, stand up for basic freedoms, or get the fuck out and let real courageous people take your job.  Now all we gotta do is find them.

Doonesbury — Life is a game.

 

Friday, May 19, 2023

Doctoring Up Bigotry

Arwa Mahdawi in The Guardian:

You know what I love about living in the US? Freedom! You can choose between multiple overpriced insurance companies to provide you with healthcare, for example. The healthcare companies, in turn, can seemingly charge you whatever they like for their services. If they want to charge you $1,500 (£1,200) for some toenail fungus cream, that is their prerogative. That’s freedom, baby.

As if this wasn’t glorious enough, the healthcare system in Florida has just had a new layer of freedom added to it. On 1 July, a new law goes into effect that means a doctor can look a potential patient up and down, decide they are giving off homosexual vibes and refuse to treat them because interacting with gay people goes against their personal beliefs. The doctor will not face any repercussions for denying care and has no obligation to refer the patient elsewhere.

I wish I was exaggerating but I’m not. Last week, Florida’s Republican governor, Ron DeSantis, signed the Protections of Medical Conscience (pdf) bill, which lets medical professionals and health insurance companies deny patients care based on religious, moral or ethical beliefs. While the new law doesn’t allow care to be withheld because of race, colour sex, or national origin, there are no protections for sexual orientation or gender identity. The only bright spot is that hospitals must still abide by federal laws that require them to stabilise a patient with an emergency condition. In other words, you can’t let a patient die just because they’re wearing a Drag Race T-shirt.

At least, I don’t think you can: it is hard to say precisely what is allowed under this new law because, like a lot of regressive Republican legislation, the bill is deliberately vague. It does not list which procedures are acceptable to refuse and it doesn’t clearly define what constitutes a “sincerely held religious, moral, or ethical belief”. This lack of clarity is by design: Republicans love passing legislation with vague language because it creates confusion and is more difficult to challenge. It is also a lot scarier for the people affected when you don’t have a clear idea what is allowed and what isn’t. The journalist Mary C Curtis has called the tactic “intimidation by obfuscation”. The American Civil Liberties Union noted that the new law means “Floridians will have to fear discriminatory treatment from medical providers every time they meet a new provider, calling into question everyone’s trust in their medical care.”

DeSantis has been a very busy man: in the brief moments he has not spent fighting with Disney, his state’s second-largest employer, he has been signing a flurry of regressive legislation. The day before he signed his bill attacking healthcare equality, he signed a draconian immigration bill that makes life for migrants in Florida very difficult. And, on Monday, he signed a bill that would ban Florida’s colleges and universities from spending state or federal money on diversity, equity and inclusion efforts. It also limits how race can be discussed on many courses. In a speech after he signed the bill, DeSantis told prospective college students that if they want to study wacky things such as “gender ideology” they should get the hell out of Florida. “We don’t want to be diverted into a lot of these niche subjects that are heavily politicised; we want to focus on the basics,” said DeSantis. Sounds like a great advert for Florida’s educational institutions, doesn’t it? “Come here if you just want to learn the basics!” I’m not sure what “the basics” are but they clearly don’t include studying Michelangelo or watching animated films since, earlier this year, a Florida principal had to resign after parents were outraged that their kids were shown a picture of Michelangelo’s David and now a Florida teacher is being investigated for showing her class a Disney movie featuring a gay character.

Having banned everything in sight, DeSantis’s next big project appears to be modifying Florida’s “resign-to-run” law so that he can run for president while still serving as governor. It’s not clear when he might finally announce his candidacy, but I will tell you this: it is looking very likely that the Republican nominee for 2024 is going to be either DeSantis, a man who has turned the sunshine state into a hotbed of bigotry, or Donald Trump, a fellow bigot who has been found to be a sexual predator by the law. Please feel free to scream.

Dear Doctor: If your profession of faith outweighs your profession of medicine, then perhaps you chose the wrong profession.

Wednesday, April 12, 2023

The Most Important Thing

The sea levels are rising to the point that when it rains heavily on Miami Beach, the streets become canals.  Florida’s hurricane insurer is in deep trouble, and towns lives damaged by Hurricane Ian last fall are still digging out.  Public school teachers can’t make a living wage, and the elderly in need of health insurance can’t get Medicaid.  But people in drag and the books they read are the REAL threat.

The Republican-led Senate on Tuesday approved legislation that would bar children from attending drag shows with “lewd” performances, a proposed restriction that follows a national theme in GOP states and that comes a day after a Republican Florida lawmaker called members of the LGBTQ community “mutants” and “demons.”

Supporters of the measure, titled “Protection of Children,” argue the state government needs to intervene in certain cases to ensure children are not witnessing sexual content, even in cases when parents approve. Democrats and LGBTQ advocates, however, say the broad language and stiff penalties are designed to stifle drag shows and pride parades, events that organizers say are meant to be joyous community celebrations.

The push to target these performances comes as Gov. Ron DeSantis seeks to punish venues that have hosted drag shows with children present, even in cases when state regulators found no “lewd acts.” DeSantis, who is expected to launch a bid for president in the coming months, has said “sexualized” drag shows are dangerous for kids.

So far, the DeSantis administration has gone after private venues’ liquor licenses and all cases remain open. The proposed legislation would broaden the state’s enforcement powers. It would allow the state to pursue any person who admits a child into a private or public live performance that “depicts or simulates nudity” or engages in the “lewd exposure of prosthetic or imitation genitals or breasts.”

The penalties — up to a year in prison or up to $10,000 in fines — could be levied against employees, such as ticket-takers and lobby attendants, and permitted performers at public events, under the proposal. The sanctions would not be waived in cases where a child is accompanied by a parent.

The bill also includes criminal penalties for performers who obtain a public permit for an event, and then violate provisions related to “lewd” performances. Equality Florida advocates and LGBTQ community members fear that provision, added on a week before the Senate vote, is an attempt to stifle pride parades, and to dissuade cities from issuing permits for the events.

You want to see a “lewd” performance?  Watch Ron DeSantis and his panty-sniffing mutants and demons rail against George Soros and using thinly-disguised anti-Semitic and racist language to try to ram — heh, he said “ram” — this garbage through the legislature.

“Protection of Children” my ass.  If they gave a flying rat’s ass about the children of this state, they’d take the money they’re going to throw away on defending these cases in court or spending on the state Gestapo force they’re putting out to stop non-existent voter fraud and deal with the things the vast majority of Floridians care about, like the climate, the schools, and the Everglades.

Keep it up, Ron.  You’re making Tennessee look good by comparison.

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

The Gunshine State

From the Miami Herald:

Gov. Ron DeSantis on Monday signed into law a bill that lets people carry guns without a permit and without any training.

John Velleco, executive vice president of Gun Owners of America, said the governor signed the bill Monday morning in the Capitol, in front of a group of about 20 people.

The bill, which will take effect on July 1, has faced attacks on both sides of the gun debate. People from gun safety advocacy groups have said allowing people to carry concealed guns in public without training, and removing an additional background check, will make the public less safe.

People who are otherwise prohibited from carrying a gun under state and federal law — like people with felony records and certain disqualifying misdemeanors — would still be barred under the legislation.

Second Amendment advocates have criticized the bill for not going far enough, saying that without allowing people to openly carry guns in public, the bill isn’t a true “constitutional carry” measure as DeSantis guaranteed and as the Legislature has hailed.

I wonder how the cops on the street feel about this. Yes, of course, criminals will always carry guns regardless of the laws, but it’s the man — and it’s usually a man –who’s involved in a domestic disturbance or gotten shitfaced and pulled a gun on someone next door who put his trashcan on the wrong side of the driveway that worries them.  Not knowing what’s on the other side of the door usually leads to body counts.  I wonder how many police funerals Ron DeSantis will go to after July 1.

If the NRA and the base had their way…

Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Florida Flunks Out

Jennifer Rubin in the Washington Post.

It’s no coincidence that Republican governors who have weaponized government against vulnerable populations represent states that are spectacularly failing their residents on a wide range of issues. There’s no better illustration than Ron DeSantis’s war on education.

The Florida governor seems to view schools as the battleground for his war on inclusivity and truth. Whether it is Desantis’s “don’t say gay” law or his vendetta against African American and gender studies, his obsession with telling teachers what they cannot teach far outweighs his concern for how students are performing.

And as it turns out, that performance is pretty lousy.

While Florida officials — including DeSantis — have boasted about the state’s relatively high proficiency scores among fourth-graders, they have largely ignored how quickly those scores drop as students grow older. As education journalist Billy Townsend writes in an opinion piece for the Tampa Bay Times, “No other state comes close to Florida’s level of consistent fourth to eighth grade performance collapse.”

In the last three state rankings of reading and math proficiency by the National Assessment of Educational Progress (in 2017, 2019 and 2022), Townsend writes, “Florida ranked sixth, fourth and third among states in fourth grade math. In those same years, Florida ranked 33th, 34th and tied for 31st in eighth grade.”

Moreover, the rate at which they drop below their peers in other states is accelerating. Townsend explains, “Florida’s overall average NAEP state rank regression between fourth and eighth grade since 2003 is 17 spots (math) and 18 spots (reading). But since 2015, the averages are 27 spots (math) and 19 spots (reading).” In fact, the deterioration in Florida schools “matches and mostly exceeds the negative impact of COVID” nationwide, he writes.

Florida’s embarrassing drop-off in performance cannot be understood without examining its 20-year-old policy to hold back lower-performing third graders, which means many students take the fourth-grade test when they are at least the age of fifth graders. While it’s unclear how many students are kept back in third grade, Townsend writes that it is “significant,” which likely temporarily boosts the fourth-grade numbers.

But that only delays the inevitable cratering of scores in the eighth grade. Perhaps that is one reason many Florida politicians are shying away from standardized testing.

One likely reason for the shoddy eighth-grade performance: The state ranks 48th in teacher pay, so it’s bound to get rotten results. Right now, few seem motivated to pin down the problem and fix what’s wrong.

And if that isn’t distressing enough, consider what is happening to higher education in Florida. Michael A. MacDowell, president emeritus of Misericordia University, warned in a piece for Florida Today last year that enrollment in the state’s colleges was projected to decline by 5.5 percent in the 2021-2022 academic year.

MacDowell explains, “The implications of declining college enrollments here in Florida and nationally will seriously impact individuals and the economic viability of Florida and the country.” Non-college-educated people tend to be poorer, live shorter lives and pay less taxes. MacDowell also notes that they are “more likely to avail themselves of government subsidies and the wide variety of services that federal, state, and local governments provide” than college-educated Americans.

Yet DeSantis, who has two Ivy League degrees, seems to be cheering for failure. Amid reports in 2021 that men were making up a smaller portion of students attending college, he declared, “I think that is probably a good sign.” So he must be thrilled that Florida’s college enrollment is dropping like a stone.

College administrators are trying to puzzle out why Florida’s decline is so pronounced. It might be an affordability issue. Alternatively, with the White population shrinking in the state, DeSantis’s war on “wokeness” has made college campuses less welcoming to younger, more diverse Floridians — the same people the state needs to educate to maintain a vibrant economy. Whatever the cause, DeSantis doesn’t seem interested in finding a solution.

DeSantis’s bullying of vulnerable populations and pandering to White grievance are morally objectionable and anti-American. But they also come at a price: accelerating the decline of the state’s education system. Do we really want DeSantis to do for America what he’s done to Florida?

Maybe if he spent less time worrying about other people’s sex lives and more about how he’s screwing over the children of the state in the process, we wouldn’t be in this mess.  But as long as his meddling in local school boards and appointing his cronies goes on, this will not happen.  And it will have everlasting damage.

The Florida Book-Of-The-Month Club

Barry Blitt, the cartoonist for many covers of The New Yorker, talks about banned books.

For the cover of the March 6, 2023, issue, the cartoonist Barry Blitt takes aim at the latest battlefield of the culture wars: education legislation. Conservatives—most notably, Florida’s governor, Ron DeSantis—have embarked on a campaign to denounce the influence of schools and libraries. DeSantis’s crusade has included passing Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill, which banned the teaching of sexual orientation and gender identity before fourth grade, in March of 2022; spearheading the state’s Stop WOKE Act, which prohibits any education that has the potential to cause a student to feel guilty about their race or sex; and commandeering the board of trustees, and the curriculum, of Florida’s public liberal-arts college.

“DeSantis’s culture-war campaigns,” as Benjamin Wallace-Wells wrote for this magazine recently, “have operated in American politics like a spooling synth loop: it keeps coming around.” Last July, Florida passed a bill that allows for school media specialists to determine what books are included in the state’s public schools; early this year, schools in the state reported library shelves that have been emptied and papered over.

Though DeSantis has become a figurehead for the conservative book-banning spree, he is far from the first—or the only—politician to seize upon education regulation under the guise of protecting “personal spheres of influence.” But his inflammatory rhetoric has undoubtedly contributed to the moral panic that appears to be spreading across the nation: PEN America found that 2,532 books were banned during the 2021-22 school year, most of which feature characters of color or L.G.B.T.Q.+ characters. And those are only the known ban statistics: administrators have also been discovered to be quietly taking books off the shelves of school libraries all across the country. I talked to the artist about his relationship with books and libraries.

What were your favorite books as a kid growing up in Montreal, and do you think any of them would be banned today?

I can’t remember much of anything from my childhood (not since a traumatic Doobie Brothers concert I attended in my teens). I do recall that I used to devour Hardy Boys books, but no details have stuck with me—not the characters’ names, their activities, or their affinities. I assume the stories were wholesome and bland. But perhaps a politician somewhere is deeply enraged about the boys’ engaging, plucky misadventures.

Easier for me to recall are the children’s books I read to my son when he was young. A particular favorite was a wonderful story from Quebec, “The Hockey Sweater.” Charming and folksy and funny, it used the love of the sport to explore the complicated relationship between French and English Canada, a fraught topic that invites trouble for an author, yet was handled elegantly and with humor. (I’m not going to Google it to see if it has been banned anywhere.)

Were libraries a large part of your life as a child? Do you use them now?

I did hang out at the local library as a kid. I used to get dropped off there for the afternoon, to do homework, or to look at art books or joke books. I think there was a slang dictionary that was particularly popular with my social circle when we were nine or ten years old. But it has been a while since I spent much time at a library. When I lived in Toronto, and later in New York City, I used the city libraries for their great picture collections—it was invaluable photo reference material for an illustrator. But Google has made those trips no longer necessary.

You have illustrated books for kids. What do you think makes a good children’s book?

At nine or ten years old, I would have suggested the slang dictionary. Laughs are important; hilarity is always a good place to start. But, also, a book that depicts an unfamiliar world within which the young reader still finds some familiarity in. Oh, and also lots of cool illustrations that can be stared at for hours at a time.

Actually, I just remembered a book I began working on several years ago that may be relevant here: I had signed a contract with a large publisher (I’d rather not name them) to illustrate a children’s book about the leader of the Third Reich (I’d rather not name him). It was a cautionary biography about a bad man—not a joke. It would have been a very daring kids’ book to actually publish, and I got as far as submitting finished sketches before various marketing people intervened, and the project was scrapped.

 

Thursday, February 23, 2023

The State Of Freedom In Florida

Ron DeSantis claims that Florida is the State of Freedom.  As long as you agree with him.

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — The DeSantis administration now requires events held at the Florida state Capitol to “align” with its mission, a recent change that is sparking concerns that the governor’s office is trying to censor events it doesn’t like.

The Department of Management Services, the administration department that oversees state facilities, over the past few months has changed rules for groups or individuals who want to reserve space inside the Capitol. The changes require organizations seeking to reserve areas to make their requests through specific administration officials or legislative leaders and require they line up with the mission of the state.

“One material change to the Rule is that events must align with state agency missions and applications must come from an agency sponsor,” read the Department of Management Services letter, copies of which were provided to POLITICO by multiple groups trying to plan events at the Capitol. “Once a sponsorship has been obtained, the state agency shall submit the required application to DMS on behalf of the requestor.”

[…]

The DMS letters caught by surprise several groups that have for years requested space in the Capitol to host education events for their particular mission. There are dozens of annual events during the legislative session that include state universities having advocacy days, or specific advocacy groups holding informational and educational days in the Capitol during session to increase awareness of their issues of concern. Most events are uncontroversial and not tied to protesting specific issues being considered, or any specific piece of legislation.

“It seems counterintuitive to our rights that you have to ask an agency to ask on your behalf to use space at the Capitol to simply educate the Legislature,” said a lobbyist who for years has planned Capitol events for clients. “And only if your mission lines up with the agencies’ mission is having space for displays on DMS property potentially allowed.”

Kim Jung-un would be so proud.

Friday, February 17, 2023

Happy Friday

The Free State of Florida: Jack Holmes tallies up the list from Tallahassee.

Freedom means the government bans something new every day. Just ask the newest rising star in the Party of Small Government—at least according to very savvy politico types—Florida Governor Ronald DeSantis. He cut his teeth as a national figure by styling his state as the last bastion of human freedom in the United States during the pandemic, a place where the government wouldn’t make you do anything ever. But DeSantis is almost inevitably going to run for president, and now that the pandemic is finished as a public policy issue, he needs some grand public gestures to get him into the news cycle and onto the Fox News airwaves on a regular basis. It’s certainly more fun than talking about his record on Medicare and Social Security. Enter the bans.

Below, you’ll find a list of things whose banning the Florida governor championed or carried out directly. As you reach a new subject, remember that you’ve taken another stride towards true freedom.

Books

PEN America compiled a list of 176 books that were removed from classrooms in Duval County, Florida, last year because they fell afoul of new laws passed by the Florida legislature and signed by DeSantis. ABC News reports that upwards of 1 million books are now under review in that jurisdiction, home to Jacksonville: “There are approximately 1.6 million titles in our classroom and media center libraries that need to be reviewed by a certified media specialist,” said Tracy Pierce of Duval County Public Schools. These “media specialists” are incentivized to err on the side of banning a book because of vague criteria—more on that below—and fear of stiff punishments if they fail to ban all the right books. There are widespread reports of teachers removing or covering up their classroom book collections.

Titles that have been caught up in these reviews include books on Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, “Queen of Salsa” Celia Cruz, and baseball legends Hank Aaron and Roberto Clemente. (County officials have said the latter two are back on shelves.) When asked about the Clemente book, DeSantis said, “Roberto Clemente? I mean, seriously. That’s politics,” which is accurate in a way. These books require investigation because they supposedly run afoul of three fresh laws: The “Stop W.O.K.E.” Act, the Parental Rights in Education law, and House Bill 1467, which focuses on books alleged to contain “pornographic” or otherwise “inappropriate” content.

Teaching About How Gay People Exist

The laws above have also had an impact on what teachers believe they can say in the classroom. A key provision of the Parental Rights in Education statute, which critics have called “Don’t Say Gay,” is the following: “Classroom instruction by school personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age-appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students in accordance with state standards.” You probably won’t find many people fighting the K-3 provision, but who decides what’s “appropriate” or “in accordance with standards” everywhere else? It seems almost intentionally vague, tailored to once again have people on the ground err on the side of not talking about this stuff at all.

Meanwhile, the bill’s sponsors in the legislature were less clever than DeSantis and made it clear that the “sexual orientation or gender identity” language was about keeping talk of how “Sally has two moms or Johnny has two dads” out of the classroom.

AP African American Studies—No, All AP Courses?

DeSantis has sought to ban AP African American Studies, claiming that the course lacked “educational value” because among the curriculum’s 100-plus units, a few focused on queer theory or the prison abolition movement. (State officials have also claimed the course is historically inaccurate and violates a state law on how race issues are taught in schools.) This prompted the College Board to change the curriculum, though they’ve denied it was in response to political pressure, and DeSantis is now floating a general ban on AP courses. He’s also pushing the study of Western Civilization, as if that’s in short supply in American schools and universities.

Teaching About Privilege and Oppression

The Stop W.O.K.E. Act focuses on the notion that teachers are teaching white kids that they’re inherently evil racists and Black students that they’re morally superior to their white counterparts. It outlaws this supposedly widespread behavior, but also includes a ban on teaching that “a person’s moral character or status as either privileged or oppressed is necessarily determined by his or her race, color, national origin, or sex.” This is a very strange formulation: that some people have faced oppression or enjoyed privilege in America is not a matter of their moral character, it’s a social dynamic. But again, the sweeping language and harsh penalties will likely work to push discussions of race—a real and persistent social force in American life—out of the classroom. According to PEN America, the fact that this statute applies to public colleges and universities likely renders it unconstitutional.

DEI Training

The Stop W.O.K.E. Act also applies to public and private employers who want to train their employees in diversity, equity, and inclusion. Again, your mileage may vary on the effectiveness of these programs, but the government stepping in to ban private firms from training their employees in a certain way—particularly when it could inform how they interact with customers—would be blasted as insane government overreach if the idea came from Democrats. A federal judge has blocked this provision on free speech grounds.

ESG Investing

“ESG” stands for environmental, social, and governance—essentially, investment strategies that take into account social and environmental impact.

This is part of an extended campaign: “No investment decisions at the state or local government with ESG,” he said, “no use of ESG in procurement and contracting, and no use of ESG when issuing local or state bonds.” DeSantis is painting this as a retired cop getting ripped off by Woke Hedge Funds on the basis that an ESG investment vehicle might yield slightly lower returns because it considers, say, the future habitability of our planet. Maybe it should be refreshing to hear a Republican consider the plight of everyday people who can be caught up in schemes from powerful financial interests, though in this case DeSantis translates it to a pure distillation of Reaganomic corporate governance: nothing matters except money. You may well consider many firms’ ESG programs to be bullshit—plenty of environmentalists do!—but it’s worth considering that DeSantis can’t actually say Florida cops are getting ripped off because Bloomberg found Florida’s public money wasn’t really in ESG in the first place.

Granted, all this is best understood as secondary to the aim of punishing companies who do politics that Ronald DeSantis does not like. This hit a high point with his war on Disney after one of Florida’s largest employers pushed back on the “Don’t Say Gay” bill.

Tenure

DeSantis would be quick to insist he has not pushed to get rid of tenure at public colleges and universities, only for tenured professors to come under “review” every five years. He’s since pushed for more frequent reviews, to be carried out by institutional boards appointed by…Ronald DeSantis. If you stand a chance of getting fired every five years, or maybe more often, that ain’t tenure. The point of tenure is to shield teachers from retribution, particularly from politicians who can affect public institutions, when they study controversial topics. This is going to affect what teachers teach and research, which is, of course, the point.

Ron DeSantis is planning to spend a lot of time in New Hampshire over the next year or so, I’ll wager.  That state’s motto is “Live free or die.”  For some of us, he wants it both ways.

A moment of zen: moon over Miami last week.

Sunday, February 12, 2023

Sunday Reading

Reading Is Not Available — Charles Bethea in The New Yorker on the book-banning in Florida schools.

In late January, at Greenland Pines Elementary, kids attended a party for an annual event called Celebrate Literacy Week, Florida! There was an escape room and food trucks. Brian Covey, an entrepreneur in his late thirties, came to pick up his daughter, who’s in second grade, and his son, who’s in fifth. His kids looked confused. “Did you hear what happened at school today?” his daughter asked. “They took all the books out of the classrooms.” Covey asked which books. “All the books,” she said. Covey’s son had been reading “Measuring Up,” a coming-of-age story about an immigrant to the United States from Taiwan. Students who read from a list of pre-selected books, including this one, were rewarded with an ice-cream party. “They even took that book,” Covey said.

Covey went into the school classrooms to see what his children were talking about and found bookshelves papered over to hide the books. (He also went to another local school and later uploaded a video to Twitter showing that its shelves were bare.) “This has never been an issue before,” Covey told me, noting that he’d grown up in the same public-school system, in Duval County, which includes Jacksonville. “But I read books about the consequences of this kind of thing when I was in school.” He was thinking of “Fahrenheit 451” and “1984,” he said. His kids, he added, seemed confused about what would make a book inappropriate for school. “The only way I could get them to understand was to ask what happens if a book in the library or classroom had the F-word in it a bunch of times,” he told me. “My son said, ‘We’d bring it to the teacher or the librarian.’ ” Covey couldn’t think of any books at their library that he would keep from them. (Communications officials for the public schools in Duval County insisted that some approved books remained available to students, including those on the list that Covey’s son was reading from.)

Farther south, in Manatee County, on the Gulf Coast, Nicole Harlow has recently begun to see local social-media posts about teachers having to remove or cover up their classroom libraries. Harlow, a veterinary nurse in her early forties, has three children in county schools. Her two youngest are in charter schools; so far, the libraries there seem to have remained largely untouched. But her oldest, Emma, is a tenth grader at Parrish Community High School, where bookcases have been covered with signs reading, “Books Are NOT for Student Use!!”

Harlow pointed me to the Web site of a local group called Community Patriots Manatee. The site features a call to action under the heading “Woke Buster’s Wanted.” The call reads, in part, “Whether your a Tax Payer, Parent, Grandparent, or Community Member, the society that is trying to be created by this deranged wokeness is nothing more than Mental Abuse for Children which WILL ultimately lead into Physical Abuse!” It informs prospective Woke Busters, “We may be in the process of removing books, reviewing curriculum, and making our case with the administrators and school board but this is only the tip of the iceberg. We have to STAY involved and vigilant!” Harlow believes that members of the group may have pressured the school to remove its books. (The group did not respond to an e-mail requesting comment.)

“They seem to be opposed to books that represent all kids,” Harlow said, referring to conservative government officials and advocacy groups in the state. She noted that two of the books that had been challenged or pulled from high-school libraries in previous purges—according to a 2022 PEN America report, Florida has the second-highest number of book bans in the U.S., trailing only Texas—were “The 57 Bus,” a nonfiction Y.A. book about an agender teen-ager whose skirt gets set on fire by another teen, and “The Hate U Give,” the popular fictional story about the aftermath of the shooting of a young Black man by a white police officer. “The books they’ve pulled make their political agenda so clear,” Harlow said. “Excuse me, but it’s total bullshit.”

Harlow put her daughter Emma on the phone. “I’m scared they’re going to take my one history book away,” Emma said. “Our teacher has recently been teaching things that were supposed to come later in the year, closer to the A.P. exam, like slavery and, like, Native Americans.” She went on, “It felt like she’s rushing it towards us, like she’s scared it’s going to be taken away and she wants us to learn about it before they do. It’s, like, if these things don’t get taught, then we end up forgetting.” She added, “It’s kind of scary to think about.”

A spokesperson for the Manatee County Schools sent me a statement: “In regards to books in school media centers or classrooms, the School District of Manatee County is abiding by all applicable laws and statutes of the state of Florida, and adhering to the guidance of the Florida Department of Education.” The district communications officials in Duval County directed me to a January 23rd statement, which notes that the Florida D.O.E. “has trained all Florida schools districts to ‘err on the side of caution’ in determining if a book is developmentally appropriate for student use” and that Duval schools are working “to ensure compliance with all recent legislation regarding books and materials available to children through school media centers and classroom libraries.”

The most recent legislation in question is House Bill 1467, enacted last July, which mandates that books in Florida’s public schools be free of pornography and suited to “student needs,” as determined by a librarian or school media specialist. Those specialists had been waiting for retraining guidelines, which only became available in January, according to Andrew Spar, the president of the Florida Education Association. In a video shared in late January on a YouTube channel with public-school officials in Duval County, the system’s chief academic officer offered new guidance. “Books not on the district-approved list or not approved by a certificated media specialist need to be covered or stored and paused for student use,” she said. According to the Washington Post, Manatee’s superintendent told a teacher, in an e-mail, that violating the law could lead to “a felony of the third degree.” (The bill itself does not outline penalties for educators, but school officials have nonetheless suggested that felony charges are possible under a preëxisting law prohibiting the distribution of pornography to minors.)

Spar estimated that public-school teachers in a third of the state’s counties have been instructed to box or cover up books until they’ve been reviewed for compliance with the new law. In Palm Beach County, two books were removed last spring in anticipation of the law, according to PEN America, and Brevard County’s classroom libraries were “taking a pause” by the summer. But this sort of thing has been happening much more in rural and conservative parts of the state, Spar said. “It’s just not getting out as much from there,” he added, noting that places like Manatee and Duval are bigger media markets. When Florida’s D.O.E. finally released its compliance training for media specialists, Manatee and Duval “arguably overreacted,” Spar said.

“Most teachers I know are in disbelief,” Covey, who has worked as a substitute teacher, told me. “I can only imagine how heartbreaking it is for career educators to have to take kids’ books away and what kinds of threats would have to be passed down to them so they’d feel they had no choice.” The new law also seemed like a logistical nightmare, the burden of which would likely fall on modestly paid school employees. “It’s like a capital investment that they’re not funding,” Covey said, of the hours it would take for specialists to review thousands of books for appropriateness. In the video for Duval school officials, the county’s superintendent notes that the review required “an incredible lift” and has been a “tremendous task.” Covey added, “If I weren’t living through it, I wouldn’t believe it’s happening.”

Both Covey and Harlow see the law as a reflection of Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s Presidential ambitions. DeSantis previously pushed for the passage of a “Don’t Say Gay” bill, which disallows the discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity through third grade, and another bill, known as the Stop WOKE Act, which prohibits teaching that someone “must feel guilt, anguish, or other forms of psychological distress” on account of their race or sex. (In November, a judge temporarily blocked the bill from being enforced at the college level.) DeSantis has proposed mandating Western Civilization courses and banning diversity-equity-and-inclusion programs; his administration recently halted the introduction of advanced-placement classes in African American history, which the College Board had been developing for more than a decade. The College Board subsequently announced revisions to the curriculum, eliminating readings on such topics as critical race theory and Black feminism.

Covey, who describes himself as an independent, said, “I’ll never support a politician that’s using my kids as pawns.” His son, he told me, was still puzzling over the logic of the book removals. “They couldn’t have done permission slips or something?” he asked his father, suggesting that books at least be made available on a parent-by-parent basis. It’s unclear to Covey how exactly book access will be restored, or what timeline and process authorities will use. “Will it be a comprehensive banned list or a school-by-school thing?” he wondered. “I have no idea when my kids will be able to check out books.” (The Duval district officials told me, “The list of approved books grows every day.”) He’s been encouraged, at least, by the way his daughter has grappled with the problem. “She started writing a list of her thoughts, and she decided to make a book out of them,” he said. “It’s right here on the table.” He read the working title to me: “The One Who Took All the Books.”

In Manatee, at Parrish Community High School, there have been other traumatic events in recent days, including alarms that have led to two lockdowns. “Kids jumping fences, running to cars,” Harlow said. Emma texted her from school in a panic during one of them. “I’m so scared,” she wrote. “I love you.” (Both alarms turned out to have been triggered by medical emergencies rather than active shooters.) Harlow said, “Instead of talking about guns, we’re banning books! I’d be lying if I said we’re not looking for a way out of this state.”

Doonesbury — Light duty.

Friday, January 20, 2023

Happy Friday

Nobody said that Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a sense of timing: two weeks before the start of Black History Month comes this bit of brilliance.

Florida will not recognize a newly created Advanced Placement African American studies course, with officialsarguing that the lessons are illegal under state law and that the class “significantly lacks educational value.”

The decision is the latest volley in Gov. Ron DeSantis’s long-running war on what he considers to be overly “woke” curriculum. The Republican governor is widely seen as positioning himself for a possible presidential run in 2024 and has made culture-war issues central to his political identity.

Florida’slegislature has enacted laws limiting how teachers can talk about subjects including race. A measure signed last spring, for instance, seeks to ensure that students are not made to feel guilty for racist acts carried out by others. “A person should not be instructed that he or she must feel guilt, anguish, or other forms of psychological distress for actions, in which he or she played no part,” the law states.

It was not clear, though, exactly what in the new AP class runs afoul of those limitations.

The decision was communicated to the College Board, which runs the AP program, in a letter last week that was released to reporters Thursday.

“In its current form, the College Board’s AP African American Studies course lacks educational value and is contrary to Florida law,” Cassie Palelis, spokeswoman for the Florida Department of Education, said in a statement. “If the course comes into compliance and incorporates historically accurate content, the Department will reopen the discussion.”

She said that under Florida law, districts need state approval to offer a course to their students.

The AP African American studies course, an interdisciplinary class that draws from history, literature, political science, art and other subjects, is being piloted in about 60 public high schools across the country, the first new course offering from the College Board since 2014. It was unclear whether any Florida schools are included in the pilot program.

I’m not saying that Ron DeSantis is racist.  No, not at all.

Something to soothe the nerves.

Vanda orchid in bloom.

Sunday, October 2, 2022

Sunday Reading

What More Do You Need, Ron? — The Miami Herald on Gov. DeSantis and his refusal to acknowledge climate change.

When Gov. Ron DeSantis referred to a “biblical storm surge,” he was assessing Hurricane Ian’s damage and, unknowingly, prophesying what’s to come in future years and decades in Florida.

Ian displayed many of the characteristics scientists say climate change will bring — and already has brought — to hurricanes because of warmer ocean temperatures and increased moisture in the atmosphere. The storm intensified with alarming speed, its winds nearly doubling in 24 hours before landing on Florida’s west coast as a Category 4. These “rapid intensifying” hurricanes have accounted for 16 of the 20 hurricanes over the past two seasons in the Atlantic, The Washington Post reported. The storm surge DeSantis referred to is made worse by sea-level rise.

The frequency of severe storms — Category 4 or 5 — has been on the rise since 1980, according to a New York Times analysis. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration projects those powerful hurricanes will account for even more of our storms in the future because of climate change. Studies also suggest a 10% to 15% increase in rainfall related to hurricanes for a 2-degree Celsius global warming scenario, according to NOAA.

To sum it up: Climate change equals stronger, wetter storms. More people will lose their homes, power grids will be obliterated and more people likely will die — the death toll of Hurricane Ian surpassed 20 on Friday. The state’s property insurance system will inch closer to a collapse as claims surge.

Yet you rarely, if ever, hear DeSantis utter the words “climate change.” ‘There are many Republicans who understand the gravity of this issue, but the GOP’s rising star looks at it as leftist agenda item.

“What I’ve found is, people when they start talking about things like global warming, they typically use that as a pretext to do a bunch of left-wing things that they would want to do anyways. We’re not doing any left-wing stuff,” DeSantis said last December during an event in Pinellas County.

DeSantis has often said he wants to focus on affordable energy, but his appointees on the state’s Florida Public Service Commission approved electricity rate hikes last year requested by Florida Power & Light.

Some will say that talking about climate change while places like Sanibel Island and Fort Myers are still assessing Hurricane Ian’s damage politicizes a disaster. We heard this after Irma and so many other hurricanes, only to see the can kicked down the road.

Florida leaders can walk and chew gum at the same time. They can provide immediate assistance while thinking long term. Tragedies of this magnitude call for swift reforms, much like the Florida Legislature made when it passed unprecedented gun-control and school-security measures in the aftermath of the deadly Parkland school shooting.

Rather than debate climate change as a theory — and whether it’s even real — state leaders and our congressional delegation must come to terms with the fact we’re already living through this phenomenon. A “strong body of scientific evidence” shows that “it is unequivocal that humans have caused the Earth’s climate to warm, with a likely human contribution of 0.8 to 1.3 degrees Celsius to global mean temperature since the late 1800s,” according to NOAA.

“We need to acknowledge we have a problem,” CLEO Institute Executive Director Yoca Arditi-Rocha told the Herald Editorial Board. CLEO is a nonprofit dedicated to climate education, advocacy and engagement.

Florida has made progress since the days when then-Gov. Rick Scott banned state employees from using the term “climate change” in official communication. DeSantis and Republican lawmakers created a resiliency fund to help communities pay for projects to mitigate the impacts of flooding and sea-level rise. He also appointed a chief resilience officer, though that position was vacant for 20 months before the appointment of Wesley Brooks last November.

These were historic moves, but only because Florida did so little before that. To date, there are no statewide plans to reduce greenhouse-gas emissions or goals to transition to renewable energy. The glimmer of hope rests in local communities — 10 of them have committed to move to 100% clean energy, WUSF reported. Miami, for example, wants to achieve “carbon neutrality” by 2050. But the state government often is a barrier to such initiatives. For example, the Legislature banned local governments from controlling pollution from utilities.

Florida alone won’t solve climate change. But the Sunshine State is the second-largest consumer of electricity in the country, and 70% to 75% of it comes from fossil fuels, Arditi-Rocha said. Transitioning to renewable energy would be a “huge“ contribution to addressing the issue, she said.

While rooftop solar-power generation has grown in the past decade, it still runs up against the powerful lobby of Florida’s utility companies that want to maintain their monopoly on energy production. Florida Power & Light pushed a bill this year that would have curbed the expansion of solar, and we commend DeSantis for vetoing it. The company boasts about its investment in clean energy and solar farms, but climate advocates like Arditi-Rocha accuse FPL of “green washing” its efforts to obstruct green-energy policy in the state.

What should Florida’s future look like? Ideally, the state would set a goal to curb CO2 emissions, every other home would have a rooftop solar panel. We would harness the power of wind. We would make saving future generations from the “biblical” destruction of hurricanes a principle that guides our government and the private sector.

Nothing will happen until more elected leaders utter these simple words publicly, again and again, and at the risk of sounding like a broken record: Climate change is here, and it’s making hurricanes stronger and more destructive.

Gov. DeSantis, it starts with you.

Doonesbury — The classics never die.

Thursday, May 12, 2022

DeSantis Foiled Again

Nice try, Ron; your plot was spoiled by someone you put on the bench.

A Florida trial court judge on Wednesday blocked a congressional map favored by Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) that would wipe out a voting district in North Florida represented by a Black Democrat.

Leon County Circuit Judge Layne Smith said the map drawn by DeSantis’s staff is unconstitutional under Florida’s Fair District Amendment because it reduces the impact of 370,000 Black voters in eight mostly rural counties.

“It diminishes African Americans’ ability to elect the representative of their choice,” Smith said.

Smith, a DeSantis appointee, said he would issue his formal ruling this week, noting that timing is crucial: Candidates hoping to run in the state’s 28 congressional districts face a June 17 qualifying deadline.

A DeSantis spokeswoman said the governor would appeal Smith’s order.

The 5th District was drawn by the Florida Supreme Court in 2015 and left largely intact by state legislators in this year’s once-a-decade map revision. It follows the Florida-Georgia state line from Jacksonville west to the small town of Quincy, encompassing counties with some of the highest percentages of Black voters in the state. The district is represented by Al Lawson, a Democrat who in 2016 became the first Black person since Reconstruction to represent most of those counties.

This year, in the midst of a pressure campaign from Donald Trump’s former senior adviser, Stephen K. Bannon, DeSantis proposed his own map that eliminates the 5th District — a first for a Florida governor. He later vetoed the maps submitted by legislators and called them back for a special session to pass his map, which they did last month.

The DeSantis map also shrinks another district held by a Black Democrat in central Florida. In a good political year for Republicans, as this year is expected to be, Republicans could win 20 out of 28 seats in a state Trump won by just three percentage points.

It might have worked, too, if it hadn’t been so blatantly racist.

Monday, April 18, 2022

Math For Dummies

I swear this is not from The Onion.

In its latest attempt to be the nation’s leader in restricting what happens in public school classrooms, Florida said it has rejected a pile of math textbooks submitted by publishers in part because they “contained prohibited subjects,” including critical race theory.

The Florida Department of Education announced on Friday that Richard Corcoran, the outgoing commissioner of education, approved an initial adoption list of instructional materials for math, but 41 percent of the submitted textbooks were rejected — most of them in elementary school.

Some were said not to be aligned with Florida’s content standards, called the Benchmarks for Excellent Student Thinking, or BEST. But others, the department said, were rejected for the subject matter. “Reasons for rejecting textbooks included references to Critical Race Theory (CRT), inclusions of Common Core, and the unsolicited addition of Social Emotional Learning (SEL) in mathematics,” it said in an announcement on the department’s website.

Although the department described the textbook review process as “transparent,” it did not mention which textbooks had been rejected or cite examples from the offending passages.

“It seems that some publishers attempted to slap a coat of paint on an old house built on the foundation of Common Core, and indoctrinating concepts like race essentialism, especially, bizarrely, for elementary school students,” Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) was quoted as saying in the announcement.

Really, Ron? As Mrs. Burget, my Grade 8 math teacher, said, “Show your work.”  Seriously.  I want to know where in the quadratic equation, the Pythagorean theorem, and the never-ending quest for the last number of π, there is any discussion of the real history of American civilization.

Critics immediately attacked the rejection. State Rep. Carlos G. Smith (D) tweeted: “@EducationFL just announced they’re banning dozens of math textbooks they claim ‘indoctrinate’ students with CRT. They won’t tell us what they are or what they say b/c it’s a lie. #DeSantis has turned our classrooms into political battlefields and this is just the beginning.”

“No, this is not 1963,” state Sen. Shevrin D. “Shev” Jones (D) tweeted, “it’s 2022 in the ‘Free State of Florida.’ ”

DeSantis has been leading the charge in Florida to restrict what teachers can say and discuss in class on topics including race, racism, gender and history. He recently signed legislation that bans classroom discussion on LGBTQ issues from kindergarten through third grade and, for all students, says any such discussion must be “age appropriate or developmentally appropriate.”

Last year, his administration set new rules banning “critical race theory,” and DeSantis is expected to soon sign into law the “Stop Woke Act” that codifies his executive order but also goes further, affecting not only what happens in schools but also the labor practices of private companies by restricting how they can promote diversity, equity and inclusion.

This guy wants to be president.

The worst part is that I have to work with these idiots.

Friday, April 1, 2022

Happy Friday

A federal judge has ruled that a lot of Florida’s Jim Crow 2.0 voting law is unconstitutional.

In a sweeping 288-page order declaring the right to vote “under siege,” U.S. District Judge Mark Walker on Thursday forbade lawmakers from passing future laws involving drop boxes, third-party voter registration or efforts to limit “line warming” activities at polling sites without the court’s approval for the next 10 years.

All three provisions were part of Senate Bill 90, passed by lawmakers and signed by DeSantis last year.

Meanwhile, a lawsuit has been filed in federal court challenging DeSantis’s “don’t say gay” law.

Three days after Gov. Ron DeSantis signed the measure, LGBTQ-advocacy groups, parents, students and a teacher filed a federal lawsuit Thursday challenging a new law that includes barring instruction on sexual orientation and gender identity in early school grades.

The lawsuit, filed in the federal Northern District of Florida, seeks to block Florida from moving forward with the law, which is set to take effect July 1. While DeSantis and Republican lawmakers titled the bill the “Parental Rights in Education,” critics dubbed it the “don’t say gay” bill.

DeSantis, the State Board of Education, the state Department of Education and Education Commissioner Richard Corcoran are named as defendants, along with the school boards in Manatee, Sarasota, Miami-Dade, St. Johns and Jackson counties.

See you in court, Ron.